Bjorn Johnson Dead

Just last night Bjorn Johnson was found dead outside of his house in Sister Bay. After the autopsy police investigators found that the cause of death for Bjorn was as follows: Bjorn Johnson was stabbed 6 times in the back of the head; 1 time in the heart; 20 times in the belly; 5 times in the upper legs; his hands were gone from his body; and there were 3 snakes found in his skull. Some look at the ways in which he died as a random way of killing him, but others look at it in a different way. Specialist believe there is more behind this death than it may look like on the surface. After interviewing a few of Bjorn's High School friends (who wish to remain anonymous) police have found that the way Bjorn was killed was a message. They said Bjorn had a thing for taking extremely low budget, poor quality films, after further investigation they have found that this may very well be the reason for his death. After Bjorn took 2 EXTREMELY bad movies from some of his class mates in hope that they would never be watched again, some people became angry with Bjorn and took the whole thing too far. The 2 movies that had been taken were Snakes On a Train, which was in the hands of Andrew Peot when it was stolen by Bjorn, and Mannos Hands of Fate, which belonged to Jesse Payne. They are the top suspects of the case and they realized that this was indeed connected to the murder because of the snakes found in the body of Bjorn. Nicolas Cage was brought to decode the messages that the killer may have left on Bjorn's body, and of course, he found something. The amount of stab wounds in each area of Bjorn's body left a message, which when decoded spells F A T E. The means by which it was decoded so complex that only Nic Cage could understand them. At the time, Andrew Peot and Jesse Payne's whereabouts are completely unknown but Police suspect that they have taken the movies and plan to live out the rest of their days in hiding, watching the movies over and over again. Was it wrong for Bjorn to take the movies, although they did not belong to him, he was doing Door County a favor in hiding them away, he was willing to give his life to make sure they didn't get out, but it didn't work.